Sam Sez. . .

Sometimes it's fun to go Back In Time

These signs were all over America.  And what is more is that they made a lot of sense, and still do.  Travel back in time when as you drove the highways of America you would come across these signs and smile.  They made your drive more interesting as you would see one line and start looking for the next.
TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER  THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP
Burma Shave

SHE  KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND  JAKE
Burma Shave

Remember these? For those who never saw any of the  Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and  '40's. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads,  Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs,  about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet.. . .and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream at the time.  Following is the text from more of the actual signs.
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A  MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
Burma  Shave
DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED
NEXT IS NOT  AMUSING
Burma Shave
BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL  TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE
Burma Shave
SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE  SPOT
Burma Shave
THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A  WARMER
HEMISPHERE
Burma Shave
AROUND THE  CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?
Burma Shave
NO  MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS  YOU
Burma Shave
A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT  THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPIN'
Burma Shave
AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH  WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY
Burma Shave
BOTH  HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S  CODE
Burma Shave
THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN  DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING
Burma Shave
CAR IN  DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma  Shave

 
And my all time favorite:

PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT  SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW
Burma Shave


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