Three men were sitting around bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Catholic woman and bragged that he had told his wife she was to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed doing at their house.  He said it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a Mormon woman.  He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking.  He told them the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it was better.  By the third day, the house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Jewish girl.  He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done and hot meals on the table, every day.  He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.