- and a Happy 2006 Passover to everyone!

Sam walks into shul with his dog.  The shammas comes up to him and says, “Pardon me, this is a House of Worship.  You can’t bring your dog in here.”

“What do you mean?” says Sam, “this is a Jewish dog.  Look!”

And the shammas looks carefully and sees that in the same way that a St. Bernard carries a brandy barrel around its neck this dog has a tallis bag around its neck.

“Rover,” says Sam, “kipa!”

“Woof!” says the dog, stands on his hind legs, opens the tallis bag, takes out a kipa and puts it on his head.

“Rover,” says Sam, “tallis!”

“Woof!” says the dog, stands on his hind legs, opens the tallis bag, takes out a tallis and puts it around his neck.

“Rover,” says Sam, “daven!”

“Woof!” says the dog, stands on his hind legs, opens the tallis bag, takes out a siddur and starts to daven.

“That’s fantastic!” says the shammas, “absolutely amazing!  Incredible!  You should take him to Hollywood - get him on television, get him in the movies!  He could make millions of dollars!!”

“You speak to him,” says Sam, “he wants to be a doctor.”