This is what would have happened if Three Wise Jewish Women had gone to Bethlehem instead of three wise men.

They would have:

Asked directions,

hired someone to clean the stable,

made a brisket,

and brought practical gifts.

And what would they have said to each other after they left?

“Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that schmatta?”

“That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!”

“Virgin?  I knew her in school!”

“Can you believe they let all of those disgusting animals in there?”

“And that donkey they are riding has seen better days!”

“We’ll just see how long it will take to get your brisket dish back.”